Flint Hills Death Ride ‘08
July 27th
I got talked into going to the Flint Hills Death Ride by some of the guys in the bike club. The ride is 70+ miles on gravel (and less than gravel) roads around Madison, KS. To top that off it is in the middle of summer. As luck would have it the heat of the summer seemed to arrive about a week before the ride.
Madison is several hours away. Vivian went to stay with her cousins. Kelly and I went up a day early and spent some time in Topeka.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a drive-thru only McDonalds before.
Kelly went to antique stores. While she did that, I visited the local bike shops. I found a used Specialized Rockhopper that I couldn’t resist. I surprised Kelly with it when I picked her up. Here is a picture of my new bike (the white one). Both bikes and my truck look quite patriotic.
This 1950’s Jeepster was at our hotel. The guy driving it was in town for the Shiner’s Bowl.
Off to the races. Okay, so it isn’t a race. The ride stared at 7:30am. Kelly dropped me off and went back to the hotel for more sleep. From reading internet post I expected the ride to be about 77 miles. During breakfast somebody was saying the ride was going to be about 82 miles. For some reason that made me think “What the heck am I doing here?” My previous gravel experience was 20-25 miles. Hard to back out when your ride is gone.
There were no maps before the ride. We were given a map that morning with a queue sheet that told you at what mileage to turn what direction. The course was marked with ribbon but they said somebody had removed some of the ribbon so don’t count on course markings. We did find several unmarked turns.
The starting line of bikes looked different from what I am used to. We rode out of town to the roaring sound of knobbies on pavement.
Not too far into the ride we were on a slightly wet dirt/gravel road. Mud started to cake up on the front wheel and again I thought “What the heck am I doing here?”. The mud section wasn’t long. Luckily the rain from the previous night wasn’t enough to wet the roads too much.
Many of the roads looked like this one.
Keith and Kevin left me early on with their cyclocross bikes. I thought I would never see them again. I did however catch up to Keith (pictured) before long. About mile 25 we turned south into the wind. Then we knew why the first part of the ride was so easy. We rode together until mile 30 where we ran into Kevin.
Another of the various road types.
Sean, Kevin, & Keith
We rode with Kevin from mile 30 to mile 42. You had to make 42 by noon to be allowed to continue on the full route. We got there about 11am. If you complete the full route you “earn” the right to buy a jersey. Here are Sean (me), Kevin, & Keith at the 42 mile SAG stop. I felt fairly good at 42 miles.
I didn’t get any pictures of the worst roads. We were on anything from packed gravel, loose gravel, mud gravel, near mud, rocky, boulders with gravel, gravel ruts with tall grass growing up on both sides/middle, short grass that almost looked mowed, and something called a minimum maintenance road with a warning to use at your own risk (or something like that). The one constant is that it was all fairly rough, in the middle of absolutely no where, and seldom a tree for shade. I don’t have picture of the rougher roads because I was too busy riding.
Riding with Kevin and Keith took it’s toll on me. Somewhere around 50 miles I started getting tired. We were doing a lot of up hill, into the wind, and it was hot. There was a SAG stop at 57 miles and all I could think of was making it to that point. I was just a bit behind Keith and Kevin when I saw three riders stopped on the side. I stopped too. I rode with this new group for a while before I pulled ahead. On the way to the next SAG I talked to a few guys. One was doing about like me and we both said that we would rest and see if we wanted to continue after the next stop. Trying to finish the ride was not worth a heatstroke.
At the rest stop I caught up with Keith and Kevin just before they left. I told them I didn’t know if I was going to continue and I would be there for a while at least. Luckily at the stop there were cold rags, watermelon, cookies, and plenty to drink. I sat there chatting with other riders and contemplating my next move. After 10-15 minutes I started to feel fairly alive again. Talking to the SAG people and some riders who had done this last year it sounded like the next part of the course wasn’t too bad. They ran that part of the course the opposite way the previous year. Memories were sketchy about terrain but it gave me some hope. The thought was the course was mostly along a ridgeline and one significant hill left.
At this stop one rider had messed up his tire. He was trying to find somebody who was going to quit so he could borrow their tire. I told him I “might” have one available. A rider did finally come in on the back of an ATV and was nice enough to donate his tire.
One of the riders gave me some liquid electrolyte for my water bottle. At that point free unknown drugs from a stranger sounded like a good idea. The ride to the next rest stop wasn’t too bad. I rode with two other riders. There was one crazy fast downhill with a few curves. I know I was going well over 30mph. At the bottom was a cattle guard on a sweeping curve. I was trying to slow down for that and just after I crossed I looked down and was doing 28mph.
I caught up to Keith and Kevin at SAG number 5. Kevin had 2 flat tires which slowed them down a bit. At this rest stop I again decided it was a good idea to take drugs from strangers. This time too electrolyte capsule; but I had known this rider for at least 30 minutes by this point. Just what was his name.? Kelly later told me that I should probably take along my own supplements in the future and I agreed.
Not long after the last SAG stop we came to a nasty looking hill. I witnessed a rider throw his bike down and sit in the road (pictured). Leg cramps don’t get much worse I suppose. I saw a number of guys walking up this hill. I’m proud to say I made it up without walking. That said my body did HURT at the top.
I enjoyed this sign.
This “road” was not passible by the average vehicle. I’m not sure my 4x4 would have done well. There was one drop that I approached slowly. By the time I got close enough to see that I could probably make it I was going to slow and had to dismount. I should have taken a picture of these large cracked boulders that we crossed. I was able to ride through the rest of that section.
Yea! I finished. Overall a great experience that I’m not sure I want to do again. Finished about 3:15pm so about 7:45 total time. Weather Underground shows 95 degrees, 93% humidity, 10-15mph winds from the South.
My computer said:
84.859 miles
12.3mph average
39.1mph top speed
6:53:15 riding time